December 2011
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Craigslist Incompetence
I spend a lot of time on Craigslist trying to make a quick buck off of shit I have but never use. Coincidentally, I spend about an equal amount of time perusing Craigslist and buying shit that eventually ends up laying around my house. It’s a vicious circle (cycle). The majority of the time I spend on Craigslist is in the cars+trucks and motorcycles sections. Over the years I’ve seen...
Dec 29th
Stop pretending to give a shit.
I’m sure everyone has seen those dumb bumper stickers on the back of peoples cars that say “COEXIST”, cleverly made out of various religious and pacifist symbols. They’re usually smack dab on the back of shitty rust-bucket cars, most of the time accompanied by various vegetarian themed stickers. If I threw up every time I was driving and saw a car with that dumb bumper...
Dec 17th
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Complaints Email Address
Send me your tears! Complaint Email address is up and running. I don’t have comments enabled because I don’t want my page tarted up with everybody else vomiting their dumb opinions. To reiterate, I have commenting disabled because this isn’t a debate forum. It’s a blog. I write for myself, not for other people. I only write about things I care about. If your complaints...
Dec 8th
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Keep it in the pants NASA.
I read an article today about BOAP (Barack Obama’s Aeronautics Purgatory), formerly known as NASA. Scientists have discovered an Earth-like planet kickin’ it in the Kepler system. It has conditions suitable for life (though this is doubtful considering the planets size and similar composition to Neptune) and is an appropriate distance from it’s star for life to form. Yes, life...
Dec 6th
Gay. The most offensive word ever.
I remember a comedy routine by Dane Cook where he spoke of a commercial featuring none other than Hilary Duff. As swiftly as a herpes outbreak she appeared to cry to a group of girls that it’s not okay to use the word “gay” to describe something that looks shitty. I’ll only touch base with you on my feelings about Hilary. Dane Cook already did an adequate job describing...
Dec 1st