January 2012
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If it's nobody's business, then why is it your...
It’s not my fault that I set my Facebook status to something personal and retarded! An intergalactic race of space-worms infested my house, and took me hostage. After twenty minutes of aerating the soil in my potted plants they began to bore through my ear canals. They wriggled through to my brain and settled in my neocortex. They then fused their brain matter with my neurons in order to...