Complaints Email Address
Complaint Email address is up and running. I don’t have comments enabled because I don’t want my page tarted up with everybody else vomiting their dumb opinions. To reiterate, I have commenting disabled because this isn’t a debate forum. It’s a blog. I write for myself, not for other people. I only write about things I care about.
If your complaints are stupid enough, I may post them for everyone to see. It may be in your best interest to think before you send me error-ridden, CAPS only messages about how my head is stupid and that my face is dumb and smelly like a butt.
On the other hand if you compose a well-written message that isn’t about how my face is aesthetically displeasing to look upon, I may actually take the time to read it.
It’s also worthwhile to note that I don’t take requests on what to write.
Here are some examples of poor emails.
- hey u shul write a artikle about snaks cuz the are cooll!!!!!!!
- MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS SUCH A RAGING CUNT. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CALL HER A FAT BITCH.
- yer a big dumb idiot n yoo suck a lotta dix u faggot. i hope you burn tio deth in a bigol firee you fuckher!
You get the idea.
You all have a faaantastic day! I’m gonna go clean the shit off my car that some chicken-shit bird left for me. That cheeky bastard did it last night too, so it’s frozen on to my trunk. The nerve.
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twotoedsloth reblogged this from adfxozymandias and added:
God, my brother might be the most hilarious person on this planet.
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